ZZ Top 'Eliminator'

Rock 92 P-1's and friends...

It's true. I am no longer working at Rock 92. I am excited about the opportunities on the horizon. I'm not bitter about our parting and I wish everyone at Rock 92 and 1075KZL the best of luck. I have nothing but great respect and admiration for my former coworkers. Some of which I have known for over 20 years. I am lucky enough to consider a lot of them friends. It was great to rule the overnights as "The Self Proclaimed Bad Boy of Rock 92".

I'm amazed how fast the news has spread... I appreciate all the emails, messages, phone calls, and text messages.

A door shuts and a window opens. And I’ve climbed through my fair share of windows.

Thank you very much.

--No back to business as usual…

I couldn’t believe last night! My niece Chloe and nephew Preston actually wanted to watch a classic horror movie… George Romero’s Night Of The Living Dead.

First of all, I explained to Chloe that there are no such thing as zombies. The movie is a story acted out in front of cameras with people pretending. It’s all right to be scared, but nothing on the television is real.

She accepted this and soldiered onward until her little peepers couldn’t take some of the tense moments… So she turned around and looked at me until the threat seemed over.

On the other hand, Preston was digging it. He had all kinds of made-up-on-the-spot zombie information for me and Chloe.

Zombies don’t like onions.

Zombies can’t shoot guns.

Milk makes zombies’ farts smell bad.

Yeah… He’s crazy, but he comes by it naturally.

--Speaking of gas… I have a question for you.

Has the odor of your gas emissions imitated the smells of other things you have smelled?

I know this is going to sound crazy, but I have noticed that whenever I’m smoking or I’m around cigars… The next day, my gas passes will smell just like cigar smoke.

It’s like the old asparagus and urinating bit for me. You know the old adage… “Asparagus makes your pee smell funny”.

For me, it makes my urine smell like asparagus. That sort of thing is not all that uncommon for me. Coffee makes my urine smell like coffee… Cheerios do the same thing. And there are other foods and drinks out there that have the same type of reaction… But I can’t get over the smelling of cigars and the residual effect on my air-biscuits the next day. Quite simply put… And pardon the pun… It blows my mind.

Feel free to anonymously (if you’d like) leave comment about your own little gas anomalies.